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Gearing up for a night of trick or treating with your kids?<\/p>\n

Maybe you\u2019ve got a trip to the local haunted house planned with your friends?<\/p>\n

Well, you better think again.<\/p>\n

Unless, of course, you want<\/em> to go hell.<\/p>\n

Before the moon rises tonight and it\u2019s too late to save your soul, do your eternal fate a favor and heed this tracty warning from the one and only Jack Chick<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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\nIf you feel your soul is in jeopardy today because Satan has tricked you into celebrating Halloween, then you can finish reading the tract here<\/a> and maybe keep yourself from ending up like Timmy.<\/p>\n

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