the reasons the liberal lame stream media wants you to think<\/a>.<\/p>\nThe real reason nobody died was because\u00a0Jesus was there to save the day.<\/p>\n
As the fire continued to rage, local residents looked up and saw you know who in the billowing pillar of smoke.<\/p>\n
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Of course, it could be argued that the face riding in the clouds over folks\u2019 burning homes is a sign that Calvin was right and God is truly terrible, but what\u2019s really important here is what else is going on in the heavenly smoke.<\/p>\n
Jesus is in danger!!!<\/p>\n
And, no, it has nothing to do with the fire burning below him. Jesus is impervious to fire. Everybody knows that.<\/p>\n
Just look to the right of the screen and you can see the real threat as clearly as you can see the face of our Lord.<\/p>\n
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No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a shark cutting through the swirling winds on his way to attack Jesus!!<\/p>\n
But there is hope in the midst of this apocalyptic storm.<\/p>\n
On the one hand, we get to witness Jesus fighting a shark, which is just too awesome for words.<\/p>\n
But more importantly, this picture\u00a0finally give us\u00a0definitive proof that God exists.<\/p>\n
And that sharkandoes are a real thing.<\/p>\n
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