{"id":13296,"date":"2014-11-28T12:29:04","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T17:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=13296"},"modified":"2014-11-28T12:29:04","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T17:29:04","slug":"jesus-big-fan-sec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2014\/11\/jesus-big-fan-sec\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Is A Big Fan Of The SEC"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Well, now we know why the SEC has had such a successful run in college football in recent years.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s because Jesus is a big fan. In fact, he\u2019s such a big fan of the Southeastern Conference, he took the time to\u00a0say so in the Bible.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t believe me?<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s proof with the relevant\u00a0Bible verses to prove it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/941\/2014\/11\/jesussec.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-13300\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jesussec-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"jesussec\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Naturally, Jesus loves more than one SEC team\u00a0because he loves everyone equally (except other football conferences, of course). However, it also looks like Jesus is inexplicably a UNC fan too.<\/p>\n<p>Which means, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2014\/10\/22\/us\/unc-report-academic-fraud\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">he\u2019s got a lot of explaining to do<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And what about Florida State winning the National Championship last year? How did that happen if Jesus loves the SEC and Jesus is God and God is omnipotent?<\/p>\n<p>So many questions\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now we know why the SEC has had such a successful run in college football in recent years. It\u2019s because Jesus is a big fan. In fact, he\u2019s such a big fan of the Southeastern Conference, he took the time to\u00a0say so in the Bible. Don\u2019t believe me? 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