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Continuing the theme from yesterday of fake Christian infomercials we bring you \u201cThe Altar Call\u2019s Greatest Hits\u201d. It\u2019s a\u00a0CD\u00a0full of all the great calls preachers use to get sinners down to the altar, including:<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s Take Care of Business<\/p>\n

Bow Your Head, Close Your Eyes<\/p>\n

No One Looking Around<\/p>\n

I See That Hand<\/p>\n

(I wonder if you get a discount if you\u2019ve heard all of these used during the altar call?)<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<p>*Thanks to Ralph for sharing this<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing the theme from yesterday of fake Christian infomercials we bring you \u201cThe Altar Call\u2019s Greatest Hits\u201d. It\u2019s a\u00a0CD\u00a0full of all the great calls preachers use to get sinners down to the altar, including: Let\u2019s Take Care of Business Bow Your Head, Close Your Eyes No One Looking Around I See That Hand (I wonder […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[791,794,797,800,2],"class_list":["post-1639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","tag-altar-call","tag-altar-calls-greatest-hits","tag-christian","tag-infomercial","tag-video"],"yoast_head":"\n<title>Altar Call's Greatest Hits<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Continuing the theme from yesterday of fake Christian infomercials we bring you "The Altar Call's Greatest Hits". 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