We\u2019ve all\u00a0been there.<\/p>\n
A letter never arrived. Packages got damaged. That unpaid speeding ticket I definitely eventually paid mysteriously disappeared in the mail and a warrant was issued for my arrest.<\/p>\n
It happens every day.<\/p>\n
Well, if these or any other postal related frustrations have ever led you to suspect that the United States Postal Service is controlled by maleficent forces, it turns out you were right.<\/p>\n
The Postmaster General is none other than the Antichrist himself.<\/p>\n
And here\u2019s the proof.<\/p>\n
I mean, obviously the mere existence of junk mail is proof enough that Satan is running the post office.<\/p>\n
But no prophetic issue is ever really settled, until the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse weighs in on the matter and tells us that it is so.<\/p>\n\n
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