https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TyYVjtKB73k<\/a>\n\u201cThe Real Jesus Christ\u201d
\nMay I have your attention please?
\nMay I have your attention please?
\nWill the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
\nI repeat, will the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
\nWe\u2019re gonna have a problem here..<\/p>\n
Y\u2019all act like you never seen God before
\nJaws all on the floor like me, like God just burst in the door
\nand started spitin his word better than before
\nhe is sometimes ignored, been throw out the door (Ahh!)
\nIt\u2019s the return of the\u2026 \u201cAh, wait, no way, you\u2019re kidding,
\nhe didn\u2019t just die on the cross for our sins, did he?\u201d
\nAnd Jesus said\u2026 of course i did!
\nJesus is back, he\u2019s locked inside my heart! (Ha-ha!)
\nChristian people love Jesus
\nChiga Chiga Chiga
\n\u201cJesus Christ, I\u2019m lovin of him
\nLook at him, walkin around in heaven with you-know-what
\nFlippin spiritualy the you-know-who,\u201d \u201cYeah, but he is so great though!\u201d
\nYeah, he\u2019s probably got a couple of people not following his word But what\u2019s worse, than what\u2019s goin when people don\u2019t believe in him
\nSometimes, I wanna get on the news and just let his word loose, but can\u2019t
\nbut it\u2019s cool for for them to show another movie on tv
\n\u201cHis word is on my lips, his word is on my lips\u201d
\nAnd if I\u2019m lucky, i might just be able to see his face
\nAnd that\u2019s the message that we should deliver to little kids
\nAnd expect them know what a gods word is
\nOf course they should know what gods word is
\nBy the time they hit fourth grade
\nThey got the Bible don\u2019t they?
\n\u201cWe ain\u2019t nothing but his creation..\u201d Even, all across the nation
\nwho love other people and open up his word
\nBut if we can follow his word
\nthen there\u2019s no reason that a man or women should ever have to suffer<\/p>\n
But if you feel like I feel, I got the Word
\nEveryone wave your bible, sing the chorus and it goes<\/p>\n[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]\n
\u2018Cause Hes Jesus Christ, yes hes the real God
\nAll you other posers are just imitating
\nSo won\u2019t the real Jesus Christ please stand up,
\nplease stand up, please stand up?<\/p>\n[Eminem]\nJesus Chirst don\u2019t gotta lie in his bible to tell his word;
\nAnd you don\u2019t, so praise him and he will praise you too!
\nYou think he doesn\u2019t give a thought about You?
\nHalf of you people can\u2019t even praise him, let alone stand him
\n\u201cBut Guys, what if you did, wouldn\u2019t it be great?\u201d
\nWhy? So Jesus could just use his word to get you here?
\nSo you can, sit there next to your idol?
\nShoot, You better better switch me chairs
\nso I can sit next to Him, the one, Jesus Christ
\nand watch \u2019em bless over who believed in him first
\nYou better praise, they should put him on MTV
\n\u201cYeah, he\u2019s great, and I think he\u2019s ready to see me !\u201d
\nYou should download his audio on MP3
\nand show the whole world how god\u2019s word is key
\nI wish you people would listen to him, all I do is think of him
\nso I have been sent here to teach you
\nAnd there\u2019s a million of us just like me
\nwho pray like me; who just don\u2019t care about themselves like me
\nwho go to church like me; walk, talk and act for god like me
\nand just might be the next best thing but not quite as good as him!\n[Chorus]\n[Eminem]\nHis word is so great to listen to, cause hes only givin you
\nthings you can talk about with your friends inside your living room
\nThe only catch is you need to mean it when you say it
\nin front of everyone and It don\u2019t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
\njust get on the mic and spit it
\nand whether you like to admit it I just praise it
\nall for god and i am happy for the rappers who also can
\nI wonder if kids can listen to these words like i did
\nIt\u2019s funny; cause at the rate I\u2019m goin when I\u2019m in heaven
\nI\u2019ll be one of many in Gods Kingdom happy
\nJumping for joy when I\u2019m running away with Jesus
\nAnd I\u2019m crazy for him, and i hope this rap starts working
\nAnd every single person is a Jesus Christ lurkin
\nHe could be watchin me as i sing, spittin his word in his ring
\nOr in the church, circling
\nScreaming \u201cI love Jesus so much!\u201d
\nwith my word flowing down and my bible held up
\nSo, will the real Jesus please stand up?
\nAnd put one of those scriptures on each book up?
\nAnd be proud to be our savior of my mind and my soul
\nand one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?\n[Chorus 4X] \n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
If you\u2019re like me, the two passions in your life are white rappers and Jesus Christ. \u00a0To my own dismay, these two worlds rarely- if ever- collide. \u00a0Well, brace yourself- because below is a Jesusified version of \u201cThe Real Slim Shady\u201d called \u201cThe Real Jesus Christ.\u201d \u00a0And yes, it is every bit as awesome as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[137,1],"tags":[1322,233,215,176,1325,260,1328,1331,1334],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-video","category-uncategorized","tag-christian-eminem","tag-christian-music","tag-christian-music-video","tag-christian-rap","tag-eminem","tag-music-video","tag-rap-video","tag-the-real-jesus-christ","tag-the-real-slim-shady"],"yoast_head":"\n
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