{"id":2232,"date":"2011-03-08T15:01:37","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T21:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2232"},"modified":"2011-03-08T15:01:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T21:01:37","slug":"captain-hook-was-a-christian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/03\/captain-hook-was-a-christian\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Hook Was A Christian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

All this time I thought if there is a Christian in the story of Peter Pan, then surely it was Pan himself. After all, he\u2019s the one that saves the day!<\/p>\n

Well, apparently I was wrong. Looks like Captain Hook was the real Christian.<\/p>\n

After he got eaten by the crocodile he apparently went on to star in his own Christian children\u2019s tv show. Makes sense.<\/p>\n

If you can\u2019t get enough of what you see below then make sure to check out part 2<\/a> which features a rapping pirate puppet (seriously)\u00a0and part 3<\/a> in which Captain Hook performs an autopsy (not making that up, I\u2019m completely serious).<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All this time I thought if there is a Christian in the story of Peter Pan, then surely it was Pan himself. After all, he\u2019s the one that saves the day! Well, apparently I was wrong. Looks like Captain Hook was the real Christian. 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