{"id":2271,"date":"2011-03-14T12:30:28","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T17:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2011-03-14T12:30:28","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T17:30:28","slug":"driscollesque-pastor-explains-what-a-real-man-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/03\/driscollesque-pastor-explains-what-a-real-man-is\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Driscollesque&#8221; Pastor Explains What a Real Man Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I don\u2019t mean to make assumptions, but the guy in the video seems quite taken with the \u201cradiant and ruddy\u201d man described in Song of Songs. \u00a0Maybe even more so than his (assumedly) female lover who writes about him.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EFUV8Z9DlYI\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EFUV8Z9DlYI<\/a>\n<p>For those taking notes at home, here are some things on the \u201creal dude\u201d checklist.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dark skin (editors note: <em>RAWR!<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Doesn\u2019t wear skinny jeans<\/li>\n<li>Doesn\u2019t drink decaf herbal tea<\/li>\n<li>Wins lots of fights<\/li>\n<li>Doesn\u2019t listen to Celine Dion<\/li>\n<li>Doesn\u2019t watch Ellen<\/li>\n<li>Is somewhat familiar with Jersey Shore, although that part is a little confusing<\/li>\n<li>Doesn\u2019t look like a chick<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I guess that about covers it.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t mean to make assumptions, but the guy in the video seems quite taken with the \u201cradiant and ruddy\u201d man described in Song of Songs. \u00a0Maybe even more so than his (assumedly) female lover who writes about him. 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