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Are you worried about your pets being \u201cleft behind\u201d after the rapture? Well, have no fear because your atheists neighbors are here to help! Presenting\u2026\u2026 Yes this is a real thing, at least in the sense that they would be happy for you to sign and contract and take your money. Of course, at that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,935],"tags":[353,1772,1700,14,1775,1778,359,383],"class_list":["post-2400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-prophecy","tag-end-times","tag-eternal-earth-bound-pets","tag-may-21-2011","tag-news","tag-pets","tag-post-rapture","tag-prophecy","tag-rapture"],"yoast_head":"\n
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