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Have you ever watched a horror movie, and simply laughed because of all the unsaved heathens being slaughtered by the villain du jour? \u00a0Lord knows we have, and it\u2019s mainly because we know that Christians have built-in defense mechanisms against zombies, aliens, frankensteins, and werewolves.<\/p>\n

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Finally, a church has put together a video illustrating Christian horror invincibility. \u00a0Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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