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<\/iframe>\n<\/p>This guy is one of the great Biblical expositors of our time.<\/p>\nI\u2019ve been trying to decide which line from the video is the the most hilarious, but I honestly can\u2019t decide. \u00a0I think it\u2019s between, \u201cWe have a bunch of pastors who pee sitting down!<\/em>\u201d or \u201c\u2026then God\u2019s being vile. \u00a0God\u2019s the one that wrote the Bible, my friend.<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"This guy is one of the great Biblical expositors of our time. 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