{"id":2631,"date":"2011-04-14T10:47:27","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T15:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2631"},"modified":"2011-04-14T10:47:27","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T15:47:27","slug":"jesus-is-the-grim-reaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/04\/jesus-is-the-grim-reaper\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus is the Grim Reaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>At least He seems to be in this video. It\u2019s called \u201cThe Appointment\u201d. Apparently Jesus gets bored in heaven and occasionally will show up at your place of work to tell you that you\u2019re about to die. Looks like you are most likely to die right before you\u2019re about to do something awesome, like go to Hawaii. So, maybe if you leave a really boring life and never do anything or go anywhere exciting then you\u2019ll never die!<\/p>\n<p>Lot\u2019s of Christians talk about how they wish they could hear Jesus speak to them audibly. However, I don\u2019t think this is what they usually have in mind.<\/p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JaLu4x-lSk4\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JaLu4x-lSk4<\/a>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least He seems to be in this video. It\u2019s called \u201cThe Appointment\u201d. Apparently Jesus gets bored in heaven and occasionally will show up at your place of work to tell you that you\u2019re about to die. 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