{"id":2963,"date":"2011-05-02T10:05:32","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T15:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2963"},"modified":"2011-05-02T10:05:32","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T15:05:32","slug":"you-only-have-3-weeks-to-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/05\/you-only-have-3-weeks-to-live\/","title":{"rendered":"You Only Have 3 Weeks To Live!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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With all the news surrounding the death of Osama Bin Laden, it\u2019s easy to forget the REAL<\/em> news story this month\u2026.<\/p>\n

The world is ending on May 21st!!!<\/p>\n

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I bet you forgot. Well, we are here to remind you.<\/p>\n

To help you out, starting today we will be highlighting daily signs of the apocalypse which point to our imminent doom. That way you can make appropriate preparations for the coming\u00a0apocalypse.<\/p>\n

As part of this awareness campaign we have requested an interview with the people behind the May 21st judgement day. Keep your fingers crossed that they\u2019ll say yes so that we can all have a better understanding of what to expect in the coming days.<\/p>\n

In the meantime we will scour the news for any signs pointing the way to our impending doom. And if you see any signs in the sky please make sure to share them!<\/p>\n

First up, in typical sensitive and sensible evangelical fashion a \u201ctheologian\u201d named Paul Begley declares that the tornadoes that destroyed Alabama were in fact a \u201cdemon possessed sign of the apocalypse.\u201d<\/p>\n