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\u00a0<\/p>\n

As we continue the countdown to Judgement Day on May 21st <\/a>we bring you yet another sign of the coming apocalypse.<\/p>\n

Do you know what the first Google search result is for church??
\n <\/a><\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, Mark Driscoll is the top result for \u201cchurch\u201d!!<\/p>\n

If \u201cPastor Mark\u201d is the top definition of what looks like, then surely Jesus is coming quickly to reclaim her church and save her from the insanity, arrogance, and closet fundamentalism that is Mark Driscoll and Mars Hill Church.<\/p>\n

With this latest sign we here at American Jesus are beginning to seriously consider the\u00a0possibility\u00a0that Jesus may in fact return on May 21st. After all, if this is what the church looks like<\/a> or what people want it to look like, then we say \u201cCome quickly Lord Jesus!\u201d<\/p>\n

On a better note, though, there may be a counter sign of the\u00a0apocalypse\u00a0in this sign of the apocalypse.<\/p>\n

The number 3 Google search result for \u201cchurch\u201d is Church\u2019s Chicken and there ain\u2019t nothin\u2019 wrong with some fried chicken. Mmmmmm\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

**Although true fried chicken\u00a0connoisseurs\u00a0know that the best chicken on the face of the planet is at Gus\u2019 Fried Chicken in Memphis, TN. If you disagree then you either 1)have never been blessed to experience Gus\u2019 culinary delight or 2)you are a bigger \u201cheretic\u201d than Rob Bell and love will definitely<\/em> not win for you!)<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"