{"id":3182,"date":"2011-05-20T10:47:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T15:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3182"},"modified":"2011-05-20T10:47:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T15:47:01","slug":"leave-a-message-for-those-left-behind-on-may-21st","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/05\/leave-a-message-for-those-left-behind-on-may-21st\/","title":{"rendered":"Leave A Message For Those Left Behind On May 21st"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Worried about your heathen friends and family this weekend during the upcoming rapture? 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