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Without further ado, I present to you \u201cBaby Got Book.\u201d\u00a0 That would be a Christian rap song about the Bible, set to Sir Mix-A-Lot\u2019s \u201cBaby Got Back.\u201d\u00a0 Lyrics below\u2026<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\nLyrics below<\/p>\n<\/p>\nOh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible \nIt is so big \nShe looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends \nBut\u2026you know\u2026Who understands those preacher boys \nThey only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok? \nI mean her Bible\u2026it\u2019s just so big \nI can\u2019t believe it\u2019s so huge \nUggh! It gross! \nLook, she\u2019s just so\u2026righteous<\/em><\/p>\nI like big Bibles and I can not lie<\/em> \nYou Christian brothers can\u2019t deny \nThat when a girl walks in with a KJV \nAnd a book mark in Proverbs \nYou get stoked \nGot her name engraved \nSo you know that girl is saved \nIt looks like one of those large ones \nWith plenty o\u2019 space in the margins \nOh baby, I wanna read witcha \nCause your Bible\u2019s got pictures \nMy minister tried to console me \nBut that Book you got makes (\u201cM-m-me so holy\u201d) \nOoh, momma-mia \nYou say you want koinonia \nWell, bless me, bless me \nAnd teach me about John Wesley<\/em><\/p>\nI saw her prayingWhile I was DJing<\/em> \nShe got grace\u2026pretty face \nShe ain\u2019t goin\u2019 down to the bad place<\/em><\/p>\nI\u2019m tired of heathen guys<\/em> \nSayin\u2019 they like pocket-size \nAsk the average Christian to take a look \nShe\u2019s gotta pack much Book<\/em><\/p>\nSo\u2026Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)<\/em> \nHas your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!) \nWell, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book \nBaby got Book<\/em><\/p>\n(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)<\/em> \nBaby got Book \n(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)<\/em><\/p>\nI like \u2019em leather and bound<\/em> \nIt\u2019s 50 pounds \nI just can\u2019t understand \nHow it is, some weenie \nWants the Bible on CD \nShe wanna get you saved \nAmen! Double up! A-men!<\/em><\/p>\nI ain\u2019t talkin\u2019 about a paraphrase<\/em> \nCuz Paul wouldn\u2019t use those anyways \nlike \u2019em real thick and red-letteredYou can\u2019t find nothin\u2019 betterSouthpaw\u2019s in love \nBibles that big are unheard of<\/em><\/p>\nSo I\u2019m sittin\u2019 here thinkin\u2019 \u201cWhat if\u2026<\/em> \nI find me a girl that shows midriff?\u201d \nYou can have those bimbos \nI\u2019ll keep those chick that do devos \nA word to the Christian sistas \nI can\u2019t resist yaI\u2019ll do God\u2019s time witcha \nBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray \nTil the break of day \nBaby, got it goin\u2019 on \nLike the wife in Pro-verbs 31<\/em><\/p>\nWe just might get engaged<\/em> \nWhen we finish reading this page \nCuz it\u2019s worn and it\u2019s torn \nAnd I know this girl\u2019s reborn<\/em><\/p>\nSo ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)<\/em> \nDo you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it\u2026\u2019til the pages fall out \nEven white preachers got to shout \nBaby got Book<\/em><\/p>\n(Thompson Chain with big red letters)<\/em> \nBaby got Book<\/em><\/p>\nYeah baby<\/em> \nWhen it comes to a good book \nStephen King\u2019s resume just can\u2019t compare \n39 + 27 = 66 books \nAnd if you\u2019re Catholic\u2026there\u2019s even more<\/em><\/p>\nSo your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels<\/em> \nBut does she got a big Bible? \nCuz that little things she\u2019s got won\u2019t start a revival \nMy Bible study don\u2019t want none,Unless you got Book, Hon<\/em><\/p>\n\u2026You can read Clancy or Grisham<\/em> \nBut please don\u2019t loose this Book<\/em><\/p>\nSome brothers wanna play that hard hard role<\/em> \nAnd tell you that Book\u2019s too old \nSo they toss it and burn it \nAnd I pull up quick to just learn it \nSo your girl likes paperback? Well I ain\u2019t down with that \nCuz my girlfriend\u2019s hot her Bible\u2019s rockin\u2019 \nAnd she\u2019s got good doctrine \nTo the atheist chicks who try to dis \nYou ain\u2019t it Miss Priss \nGive me a Christian, I\u2019m insistin\u2019 \nAnd I\u2019ll greet her with some holy kissin\u2019 \nSome pervert tried to chase But he didn\u2019t make it past first base \nShe\u2019s quick to resist temptation \nAnd she loves a new translation \nSo ladies who were lost and found \nIf you want the triple-six thrown down \nDial 1-800-reads-a-lot \nAnd teach me about those Psalms \nBaby got Book<\/em><\/p>\n(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)<\/em> \nBaby got Book \n(Thompson Chain with big red letters)<\/em><\/p>\nBible college knowledge but she still got Book <\/em> \nBible college knowledge but she still got Book \nBible college knowledge but she still got Book \nBible college knowledge but she still got Book<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Without 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