{"id":3494,"date":"2011-06-29T09:57:14","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T14:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3494"},"modified":"2011-06-29T09:57:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T14:57:14","slug":"jesus-sting-and-jaci-velasquez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/06\/jesus-sting-and-jaci-velasquez\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus, Sting, and Jaci Velasquez"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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So, you\u2019ve played Jesus in a couple of movies<\/a> and you get typecasted as our Lord and Savior. What\u2019s an actor to do?<\/p>\n

Simple. You play Jesus\u2026.again.<\/p>\n

But this time things are set in the 21st century, Jesus works at a diner, and he\u2019s visited by Sting (the wrestler not the singer) and Jaci Velasquez, who\u2019s cars have broken down and have been sent to the diner by a highway patrol officer who is actually Satan.<\/p>\n

I can\u2019t believe a major Hollywood studio didn\u2019t greenlight this project.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s called The Encounter<\/em>. Enjoy.<\/p>\n