{"id":3705,"date":"2011-08-10T11:40:10","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T16:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3705"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:40:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T16:40:10","slug":"redneck-jesus-seriously-this-is-a-real-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-seriously-this-is-a-real-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Redneck Jesus &#8211; Seriously, This Is A Real Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We see a lot of people putting funny and weird spins on Jesus these days. Heck, we are those people.<\/p>\n<p>But we do it as satire in critique of what we feel is the unhealthy phenomenon that is American Christianity.<\/p>\n<p>Redneck Jesus, on the other hand, is serious.<\/p>\n<p>How serious is he? He\u2019s \u201ccalled by God\u201d serious.<\/p>\n<p>Redneck Jesus isn\u2019t a nickname this guy came up with for himself in an attempt at humor. This guy claims he was given that name directly from God. Not kidding.<\/p>\n<p>It seems God also named him: \u201cAbe Lincoln,\u201d \u201cFuture Saint,\u201d \u201cChosen One,\u201d \u201cKing\u201d, and\u2026wait for it\u2026.\u201dKing of China.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>You can\u2019t make this stuff up.<\/p>\n<p>And that is just the tip of the iceburg. <a href=\"http:\/\/redneckjesus74.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">You can check out his website for yourself here<\/a> (and you really should), but we thought we\u2019d save you some time and give you a few highlights.<\/p>\n<p>First, the intro video.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"redneckjesus74&#039;s webcam video June 15, 2011 10:48 AM\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0pvaW66mmTU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">We\u2019ve already mentioned a few of the names God has bestowed upon this guy, but you really need to check out his biography.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-2b.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3711\" title=\"redneck jesus 2b\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-2b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"555\" height=\"247\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Want to hang out with Redneck Jesus or possibly have him be the spokesman for you company? No problem!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Although, if it was me I would make sure I signed up for the \u201cLimo Meal\u201d option. He\u2019ll pick you up in his Hummer limo and you can drive around together for an hour, eat, and talk about spirits!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-1.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3712\" title=\"redneck jesus 1\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"532\" height=\"269\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And last, but certianly not least, no Jesus figure would be complete with a book.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">This one is super special because it was written by God!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-3b.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3713\" title=\"redneck jesus 3b\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/redneck-jesus-3b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"382\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Thank you Redneck Jesus for making our day with your wacky tales of spirit beings and Hummer limo dates. You truly are a gift from God.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 We see a lot of people putting funny and weird spins on Jesus these days. Heck, we are those people. But we do it as satire in critique of what we feel is the unhealthy phenomenon that is American Christianity. Redneck Jesus, on the other hand, is serious. How serious is he? 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