{"id":3768,"date":"2011-08-17T11:04:36","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3768"},"modified":"2011-08-17T11:04:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T16:04:36","slug":"happy-birthday-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/08\/happy-birthday-to-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Us!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Birthday-happy-birthday-fanpop-users-5265293-1691-625.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3769\" title=\"Birthday-happy-birthday-fanpop-users-5265293-1691-625\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Birthday-happy-birthday-fanpop-users-5265293-1691-625-1024x378.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"574\" height=\"212\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not\u00a0<em>The American Jesus<\/em> has now been around for an entire year.<\/p>\n<p>As cliche as it is to say, we\u00a0genuinely\u00a0want to thank all of you, our readers, for continuing to read our blog when you probably should have been working.<\/p>\n<p>We also was to say a big thank you to Matthew Paul Turner the genius behind <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jesus Needs New Pr<\/a>, the anonymous, but brilliant <a href=\"http:\/\/christiannightmares.tumblr.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Christian Nightmares<\/a>, pastor to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thechurchofnopeople.com\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Church of No People<\/a> Matt Appling, Todd Rhodes with his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toddrhoades.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Monday Morning Insight<\/a>, the folks at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/unreasonablefaith.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Unreasonable Faith<\/a>, \u00a0and everyone else who has been so kind as to repost and\/or mention our humble, little blog over the course of the past year and helped us reach over 120,000 page views (who knows what that means) in the past 12 months.<\/p>\n<p>Without their support the only people following <em>The American Jesus<\/em> would be our wives and mothers. Wait, actually they don\u2019t even read our blog. So without those guys (or the weirdos searching for \u201cJustin Beiber\u2019s armpit\u201d. Seriously.) we wouldn\u2019t even be here. So, for that we thank you.<\/p>\n<p>But most of all we want to say\u2026\u2026you\u2019re welcome America.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re welcome for all the hilarious videos and news stories we discovered which have brought you endless hours of frivolity and laughter.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re welcome for The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse. Without his genius none of you would be prepared for the end of the world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"&quot;IT&#039;S PROPHESIED&quot; (End Times Anthem)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JLT66yJBYbA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome for the dancing church lady. (Yes we were the ones that discovered her. She only had 1 view when we first posted her. Now she has over 133,000. You\u2019re welcome church lady.) She taught us why we should never, ever dance in church.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Praise Dance from 2010\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yIL1Zhd0Uck?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome for terrible Christian music from the 80s that you\u2019ll never get out of your head.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lPoN31wE8Jw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lPoN31wE8Jw<\/a>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome the greatest <a href=\"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2168\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">top 10 list of things to give up for lent in 2011<\/a>. Seriously. Our list topped Google results during Lent. Winning!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Charlie-Sheen.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3775\" title=\"Charlie-Sheen\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Charlie-Sheen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"456\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome for Fundie Friday. Without it you never would have learned how to prove that evolution is fake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_ASzDDOaLyk\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_ASzDDOaLyk<\/a>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome for Tract Tuesday. Without it you never would be able to witness to strangers on the street\u2026.or know how racist Jack Chick really is\/was(?).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/0069_01.gif\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3773\" title=\"0069_01\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/0069_01.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"139\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Speaking of Jack, you\u2019re welcome for <a href=\"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=2420\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The American Jesus Madness Tournament<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0the knowledge that Jack Chick is the 2011 champion of American Christianity. And Yoav you\u2019re welcome for the fabulous $15 iTunes gift card.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/American-Jesus-Madness-Bracket-Championship-Game.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3776\" title=\"American Jesus Madness Bracket - Championship Game\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/American-Jesus-Madness-Bracket-Championship-Game-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"415\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">You\u2019re welcome May 21st. True, it was Harold Camping that predicted that date as the end of the world, but without our uncanny ability to locate the email address of the people behind the campaign via the contact page on their website, then you never would have read<a href=\"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3054\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"> this riveting interview.<\/a> And Jason Boyett would never have been able to repost it as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.relevantmagazine.com\/life\/current-events\/op-ed-blog\/25657-is-saturday-the-end-of-the-world\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">an article for Relevant Magazine\u2019s website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/GVH5.jpeg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3774\" title=\"GVH5\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/GVH5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"285\" height=\"216\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And you\u2019re welcome for Pastor Steven Anderson. Only he has been brave enough to stare down the misogyny and bigotry of people like Mark Driscoll and say \u201cI can do better.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mqJ0SQVKUC8\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mqJ0SQVKUC8<\/a>\n<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left\">We could go on and on with all the ways in which we have made your life better over the past 365 days, but our arms are tired from patting ourselves on the back.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Seriously, though, we want to thank you all for your having the self-discipline to look at that to-do list sitting on your desk and say \u201cNo, you can wait work. I don\u2019t care if I\u2019m wasting company time on a company computer. I\u2019ve got better things to do. I need to get my <em>American Jesus<\/em> fix!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Hopefully, we can continue to provide you with entertainment and insight for many years to come\u2026\u2026or at least until the world ends on December 21st, 2012.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Grace and peace,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Wes Anderson and <a href=\"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?s=Zack+Hunt&amp;submit=Submit\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Zack Hunt<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Believe it or not\u00a0The American Jesus has now been around for an entire year. As cliche as it is to say, we\u00a0genuinely\u00a0want to thank all of you, our readers, for continuing to read our blog when you probably should have been working. 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