{"id":377,"date":"2010-09-14T10:19:16","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T15:19:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.wordpress.com\/?p=377"},"modified":"2010-09-14T10:19:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T15:19:16","slug":"mmmm-sacrilicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2010\/09\/mmmm-sacrilicious\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmm&#8230;.Sacrilicious!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-378\" title=\"jesus toast\" src=\"https:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/jesus-toast.gif?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"266\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Are you tired of having to wait for the Holy Spirit to manifest the face of Christ onto a piece of toast? 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