{"id":3826,"date":"2011-08-24T11:25:17","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T16:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=3826"},"modified":"2011-08-24T11:25:17","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T16:25:17","slug":"why-god-shook-the-east-coast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/08\/why-god-shook-the-east-coast\/","title":{"rendered":"Why God Shook the East Coast…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Well, you had to know this was coming: the influx of crazy videos telling us why God decided to wreak havoc upon \u2018Murrica. \u00a0It\u2019s probably even worse due to the proximity to Washington, D.C.<\/p>\n

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Heeyyy\u2026 doesn\u2019t Obama live in DC? \u00a0It\u2019s a sign!
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\nRegardless, here are our two options for God\u2019s tectonic judgment.<\/p>\n

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Option #1<\/strong>: \u00a0We\u2019re in the tribulation, y\u2019all!
\n<\/iframe>\n<strong>Option #2<\/strong>: \u00a0It\u2019s the gays!<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"It was God's EarthQuake Elephants in NYS\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u3-ckIkliDk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Personally, we\u2019re torn. \u00a0On the one hand, Kenny Rogers is right: this is all so apocalyptic <em>feeling<\/em>. \u00a0On the other hand, it\u2019s tough to argue with the logic of \u00a0\u201c<em>Pass gay law\u2026. earthquake.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Why do YOU think God smote the east coast?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Well, you had to know this was coming: the influx of crazy videos telling us why God decided to wreak havoc upon \u2018Murrica. \u00a0It\u2019s probably even worse due to the proximity to Washington, D.C. \u00a0 Heeyyy\u2026 doesn\u2019t Obama live in DC? \u00a0It\u2019s a sign! 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