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\u00a0 \u00a0 Last night, @PastorMark gave us what it easily our favorite Driscoll tweet to date: \u00a0 Secretly, we are hoping for a string of similar tweets from Pastor Mark. Here are some of our suggestions: Met a former spousal abuser today. Became a Christian and now only emotionally abuses women. Yup. He\u2019s elect Met […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,1],"tags":[2543,1979,47,2213,2546,2549],"class_list":["post-3963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pictures","category-uncategorized","tag-driscoll","tag-harry-potter","tag-mark-driscoll","tag-twitter","tag-warlock","tag-witchcraft"],"yoast_head":"\n
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