{"id":4084,"date":"2011-09-28T10:26:08","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T15:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=4084"},"modified":"2011-09-28T10:26:08","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T15:26:08","slug":"pat-robertson-halloween-is-satans-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/09\/pat-robertson-halloween-is-satans-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Robertson: “Halloween is Satan’s Night”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Halloween is just around the corner. Which is awesome because you can buy HUGE bags of candy and eat it all yourself!<\/p>\n

Oh, you\u2019re supposed to give that candy out to kids?<\/p>\n

Sounds like begging to me.<\/p>\n

If they want candy, then they should get a job and buy their own candy. It\u2019s the American way!<\/p>\n

Speaking of Halloween, this will probably come as a big shocker, but it turns out that Pat Robertson isn\u2019t a big fan of Halloween.<\/p>\n

As he continues his parade of insight with well thought out, reflected advice like \u201cdivorce your spouse with Alzhiemer\u2019s\u201d Pat uses this installment to remind us that Halloween is really Satan\u2019s night.<\/p>\n

So, I for one am taking his advice and buying up all the candy for myself so that small children won\u2019t be tempted to participate in demonic activity.<\/p>\n