{"id":4288,"date":"2011-10-20T10:18:34","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T15:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=4288"},"modified":"2011-10-20T10:18:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T15:18:34","slug":"need-jesus-theres-an-app-for-that-presenting-ijesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/10\/need-jesus-theres-an-app-for-that-presenting-ijesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Need Jesus? There’s An App For That. Presenting iJesus…."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Thanks to the new Personal Jesus app<\/a>, seriously this is a real thing, you can literally have Jesus your way and at your convience, right at your fingertips for whenever you need an inspiring word for the iLord.<\/p>\n

They\u2019ve got \u201cClassic Edition\u201d Jesus (read: white Jesus).<\/p>\n

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\u201cBlack Edition\u201d Jesus.<\/p>\n

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And coming soon\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cCeltic Edition\u201d Jesus\u2026.<\/p>\n

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\u2026and \u201cAsian Edition\u201d Jesus.<\/p>\n

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For reals. We\u2019re not making this up. I don\u2019t have that<\/em> much time to play with Photoshop.<\/p>\n

Apparently the app is some sort of holy alarm clock that can wake you up to the sound of \u201cJesus\u201d reciting \u201cmore than 200 quotes from the Bible\u201d to you.<\/p>\n