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If there\u2019s one thing that white Christians like, it\u2019s songs that tell you exactly how to dance to that song. \u00a0In most cases, it\u2019s the only way that white Christians know how to dance at all. \u00a0That probably explains why so many Christians love the song by DJ Khaled, \u201cAll I Do is Win.\u201d<\/p>\n
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In the same spirit as our Thriller megapost<\/a>, we are going to take a look at many different Christian versions of this modern triumph of sound.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n First up is \u201cAll Ya Do Is Sin.\u201d \u00a0This seems to be the youth pastor rendition which aims to tell his kids to stop trying to \u201cround second base\u201d on church trips. \u00a0Extra points for this line in the chorus: And every time a leader calls a handcheck everybody\u2019s hands go up\u2026. and they stay there<\/em><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7vfXB5aorP4<\/a>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Our next entry is \u201cAll I Do Is Sin,\u201d written and performed by some 7th and 8th grade boys in a youth group. \u00a0There\u2019s not much nice to say here, but the highlight is at :25 when the chubby kid makes it rain in the youth room. \u00a0That\u2019s gangsta, son.<\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_BJtIabloWE<\/a>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Probably the most overtly evangelistic version is \u201cAll I Do Is Praise.\u201d \u00a0Not only that, but this video looks professionally done- especially for a Christian spin-off of a well-known song. \u00a0One could easily imagine P-Diddy in this video. \u00a0And if you gonna praise put your hands in the air, make em stay there!<\/em>
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