{"id":4421,"date":"2011-11-02T14:05:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T19:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=4421"},"modified":"2011-11-02T14:05:06","modified_gmt":"2011-11-02T19:05:06","slug":"new-mystic-john-crowder-presents-how-not-to-take-communion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2011\/11\/new-mystic-john-crowder-presents-how-not-to-take-communion\/","title":{"rendered":"‘New Mystic’ John Crowder Presents – How Not To Take Communion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Remember when Jesus said \u201cThis is my body and blood, take eat, and then pretend like you\u2019re drunk.\u201d?<\/p>\n

Yeah, neither did we.<\/p>\n

I guess Crowder gets points for intinction<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And I suppose we have to give him credit for practicing what he preaches.<\/p>\n

He says that the receiving of the eucharist is not supposed to be \u201cintrospective\u201d and well, I think it\u2019s pretty clear there\u2019s not much thought going into this \u201cparty\u201d.<\/p>\n

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