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We\u2019re not making this up.<\/p>\n

2 questions:<\/p>\n

1) Will she run in slow motion to the manger?<\/p>\n

2) Will David Hasselhoff being playing Joseph and if not, then why not?<\/p>\n

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(CBS) Pamela Anderson and the Virgin Mary are two names you probably never thought you\u2019d see in the same sentence.<\/p>\n

The former \u201cBaywatch\u201d actress has been tapped to star as the Virgin Mary in a comedic version of the Nativity story, set to air next month on the Canadian network CTV.<\/p>\n

According to the\u00a0Hollywood Reporter, the one-hour Canadian TV special will feature a mix of stand-up and sketch comedy, animation and musical performances, as well as appearances by singer Michael Buble and former \u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d star Jon Lovitz.<\/p>\n

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