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This<\/a> has the feel of an article from The Onion<\/a>, but it is not. \u00a0Herman Cain made a campaign stop at \u201cThe Holy Land Experience\u201d- \u00a0the Jesus themed park in Florida. \u00a0The article is full of wonderful tidbits, but this excerpt is probably the most presidential:<\/p>\n

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He <\/em>(Cain) did have a slight worry at one point during the chemotherapy process when he discovered that one of the surgeon\u2019s name was \u201cDr. Abdallah.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cI said to his physician assistant, I said, \u2018That sounds foreign\u2013not that I had anything against foreign doctors\u2013but it sounded\u00a0too\u00a0foreign,\u201d Cain tells the audience. \u201cShe said, \u2018He\u2019s from Lebanon.\u2019 Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking,\u00a0wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine!\u00a0She could see the look on my face and she said, \u2018Don\u2019t worry, Mr. Cain, he\u2019s a Christian\u00a0from Lebanon.'\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cHallelujah!\u201d Cain says. \u201cThank God!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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To read the entire article, click here.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"