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Call us sappy and sentimental if you want, but this is ridiculously cute and hilarious in the way only children can be.<\/p>\n

Enjoy.<\/p>\n

And if you don\u2019t enjoy it, then expect 3 ghosts to visit you on Christmas Eve to sort things out, Scrooge.<\/p>\n

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