{"id":4826,"date":"2012-01-02T09:51:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T15:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=4826"},"modified":"2012-01-02T09:51:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T15:51:09","slug":"birds-fall-in-arkansas-armageddon-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/01\/birds-fall-in-arkansas-armageddon-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"Birds Fall In Arkansas, Armageddon Begins"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\u00a0<\/p>\n

We\u2019re back!<\/p>\n

We hope you had a great Christmas and New Year\u2019s. We definitely did. (More on that later)<\/p>\n

Apparently while we were gone the apocalypse began.<\/p>\n

See what happens when you go on vacation? The world literally comes to an end.<\/p>\n

This story was on the news here in Memphis last night since it took place in not too far away (but not far enough) Arkansas.<\/p>\n

So-called \u201cscientific experts\u201d would have you believe that what is becoming an annual phenomenon (the same thing happened last year in the same area) of birds falling dead to the earth on New Year\u2019s Eve in Arkansas is a \u201cnatural phenomenon\u201d that happens when birds become disoriented by the explosion of fireworks people are setting off to celebrate the New Year.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, there are online preachers\/prophets\/experts in anything they see on the news who are brave enough to wade through the satanic consipracy and get the truth out to the faithful.<\/p>\n

So what is the truth? The black birds falling dead are actually a Biblical sign that the apocalypse is nigh.<\/p>\n

How does this YouTube pastor know Armageddon is right around the corner? Because the book he wrote says so.<\/p>\n

The\u00a0apocalypse\u00a0sure is good for business.<\/p>\n

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