{"id":4888,"date":"2012-01-05T10:03:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T16:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=4888"},"modified":"2012-01-05T10:03:37","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T16:03:37","slug":"the-new-improved-junior-christian-science-bible-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/01\/the-new-improved-junior-christian-science-bible-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;New &amp; Improved&#8221; Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019ve spent much time on blogs like ours or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jesus Needs New PR<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/christiannightmares.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Christian Nightmares<\/a>, then you\u2019ve probably seen a video or two from the old cable access show <em>Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>If not, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qsPwtJCuC-U\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">here\u2019s an example<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It was sort of the quintessential corny\/cheesy 90\u2019s Christian cable access show.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it seems that someone wasn\u2019t content to let sleeping dogs lie and felt they needed to bring back this blast from the past and \u201cimprove\u201d upon it.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re not quite sure the show has been improved upon, but it certainly is a sight to behold.<\/p>\n<p>Just to make sure you get the full experience we\u2019ve included both parts of the episode.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Part 1<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The New JCSBLP- Episode Two Part 1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/L2yq6DEVP3E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p><p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Part 2<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The New JCSBLP- Episode Two Part 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/McyDxdJJswo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p><\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 If you\u2019ve spent much time on blogs like ours or Jesus Needs New PR or Christian Nightmares, then you\u2019ve probably seen a video or two from the old cable access show Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson. If not, here\u2019s an example. It was sort of the quintessential corny\/cheesy 90\u2019s Christian cable access show. 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