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\u00a0<\/p>\n

Go ahead.<\/p>\n

Think of something totally crazy about Jesus, the Bible, etc.; something nobody would ever believe.<\/p>\n

No matter how crazy or off the wall your imagination might get it will never surpass what is going on in William Tapley\u2019s noggin.<\/p>\n

First it was phallic imagery at the Denver International Airport.<\/p>\n

Now, it seems that Satan in the disguise of aliens and UFOs (as the result of the rise in abortions in the 1970s) is forming crop circles in England which, according to the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, secretly spell out\u2026\u2026well let\u2019s just say it\u2019s a not very nice message to Jesus.<\/p>\n

Not\u00a0surprisingly\u00a0~~William Tapley<\/del> Satan isn\u2019t a very good speller.<\/p>\n~~

You can\u2019t make this stuff up if you tried<\/p>\n

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