{"id":5146,"date":"2012-01-24T12:15:08","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T18:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=5146"},"modified":"2012-01-24T12:15:08","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T18:15:08","slug":"looking-for-god-check-your-handbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/01\/looking-for-god-check-your-handbook\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking For God? Check your HANDbook!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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You should have a Bible in your hand at all times. Especially if you\u2019re looking for God.<\/p>\n

All you have to do to find Him is look down at your hand<\/em> and the book<\/em> that you\u2019re holding. He\u2019s right there waiting for you.<\/p>\n

Get it??<\/p>\n

Christian puns. So witty.<\/p>\n

Sigh<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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