{"id":5232,"date":"2012-01-31T11:49:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-31T17:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=5232"},"modified":"2012-01-31T11:49:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-31T17:49:51","slug":"slumber-party-televangelist-puts-the-crowd-to-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/01\/slumber-party-televangelist-puts-the-crowd-to-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Slumber Party Televangelist Puts The Crowd To Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Your ordinary televangelist usually has so much energy and so much to say, that they barely have time to take a breath.<\/p>\n

This guy is not<\/em> your ordinary televangelist.<\/p>\n

This guy has so little to say, he eventually decides to hand things over to the audience.<\/p>\n

Seriously.<\/p>\n

Giving up on the salvation pitch, he looks out to the crowd and asks \u201cSo, anybody got anything going on?\u201d<\/p>\n

Their response\u2026\u2026.sheer silence.<\/p>\n

Apparently aware that everyone has dozed off, he announces that he\u2019s going to join them, so they can all have a slumber party with God.<\/p>\n

This guy may just be our new favorite televangelist.<\/p>\n

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