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\u00a0<\/p>\n

Today is Valentine\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n

Personally, my wife and I choose to celebrate on the 15th of February. Why?<\/p>\n

Because all of the Valentine\u2019s Day candy is half off!<\/p>\n

But if your significant other expects you to celebrate today and you somehow managed to forget that today is Valentine\u2019s Day, fear not! We have your solution.<\/p>\n

You could rush out and buy overpriced chocolate and roses. Or you could desperately try to find a dinner reservation somewhere nice. (Good luck with that)<\/p>\n

Or\u2026\u2026you could save yourself a lot of time and money, not just this year, but forever<\/em><\/strong> if instead you have your significant other sit down and watch this video.<\/p>\n

In this brief video he or she will learn that Valentine\u2019s Day is in fact a pagan holiday which \u201ctrue\u201d Christians should not be celebrating.<\/p>\n

Once she learns this valuable spiritual lesson you\u2019ll be off the hook forever!*<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SSElFKAAWp8<\/a>\n<\/p>

*WARNING: Side effects from showing this clip to your significant other include: receiving the look of death, no Valentine\u2019s Day lovin\u2019, breaking up, and never being able to date anyone ever again.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"