Unfortunately it is you\u2019re fate (or karma) to be crushed to death.Chainsaws poke out of every wall\u2026greedy for yor blood. You are terrified to find yourself sliding into a black void and an unbearable heat gets hotter and hotter! Demons grab at your legs to pull you into an eternity of suffering\u2026<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
Another highlight presents itself when you find yourself in the room of \u201cSatisfaction.\u201d \u00a0Choose to \u201cjoin the group smoking drugs,\u201d and then \u201ccall out for help.\u201d \u00a0You then go to the \u201cWho do you call to?\u201d page, where you have the following options:<\/p>\n
1.<\/em>Allah.<\/em>
\n2.<\/em>Buddha. <\/em>
\n3.<\/em>Your Hindu gods. <\/em>
\n4.<\/em>Jesus. <\/em>
\n5.<\/em>Your god (if not mentioned above). <\/em>
\n6.<\/em>Anyone who happens to be a round!(You\u2019re an Athiest)<\/em><\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll give you a hint. \u00a0Most of those answers result with more chainsaw walls\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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