{"id":6775,"date":"2012-05-14T10:07:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T15:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=6775"},"modified":"2012-05-14T10:07:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T15:07:19","slug":"third-eagle-of-the-apocalypse-outs-obamas-homosexual-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/05\/third-eagle-of-the-apocalypse-outs-obamas-homosexual-past\/","title":{"rendered":"Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Outs Obama’s “Homosexual Past”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Unless you\u2019ve been living under a rock for the past week, then you know about President Obama\u2019s groundbreaking announcement that he supports gay marriage.<\/p>\n

Well, naturally William Tapley, aka The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the End Times, decided that he needed to weigh in on the subject.<\/p>\n

According to Tapley, Obama\u2019s support of gay marriage stems from a past, possibly\u00a0incestuous, \u201chomosexual encounter\u201d which Tapley claims Obama describes in his poem \u201cPop\u201d.<\/p>\n

Because obviously that is the most rational conclusion one can make about a poem written by a teenage Obama about his grandfather.<\/p>\n

Anyway, here\u2019s Tapley\u2019s exegesis of the poem followed by the text of the poem itself so you can decide for yourself what Obama \u201creally meant\u201d.<\/p>\n

In either case, there should be no debate that William Tapley continues to earn his place on Anderson Cooper\u2019s Ridiculist<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n