{"id":7972,"date":"2012-10-02T08:12:26","date_gmt":"2012-10-02T13:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=7972"},"modified":"2012-10-02T08:12:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-02T13:12:26","slug":"giant-50-foot-jesus-attacks-ohio-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2012\/10\/giant-50-foot-jesus-attacks-ohio-town\/","title":{"rendered":"Giant 50 Foot Jesus Attacks Ohio Town"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Ok, technically giant Jesus hasn\u2019t attacked the small Ohio town yet<\/em>, but\u2026.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve seen Honey, I Blew Up the Kid<\/a>\"\"<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I know how this thing turns out.<\/p>\n

What starts off as cute and cuddly quickly turns into a raging torrent of destruction.<\/p>\n

\u201cHug Me Jesus\u201d isn\u2019t so cute when he gives you a hug and crushes all the bones in your body with his giant arms.<\/p>\n

Ok, technically that sort of thing didn\u2019t happen in Honey, I Blew Up The Kids<\/em> either, but it would have if Disney had given Rick Moranis the one thing he\u2019s clearly been after his entire career: a hard \u201cR\u201d rating.<\/p>\n

You hear that Quentin Tarantino?<\/p>\n

If you wanna keep your hardcore edge, you know what you\u2019ve gotta do.<\/p>\n

Dump Christopher Weitz.<\/p>\n

Get you some Rick Moranis.<\/p>\n

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Thanks to Greg for sharing this.<\/div>\n
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\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Ok, technically giant Jesus hasn\u2019t attacked the small Ohio town yet, but\u2026. I\u2019ve seen Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. I know how this thing turns out. What starts off as cute and cuddly quickly turns into a raging torrent of destruction. \u201cHug Me Jesus\u201d isn\u2019t so cute when he gives you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":7973,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nGiant 50 Foot Jesus Attacks Ohio Town<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"      Ok, technically giant Jesus hasn't attacked the small Ohio town yet, but.... I've seen Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. 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