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<\/a><\/p>\nI wish I could tell you this was some sort of hardcore parody.<\/p>\n
But I\u2019m sad to say I\u2019m pretty sure this disaster is all too real.<\/p>\n
They even have a music video, because, you know, why not?
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God forgive us for we know what we do, but we inexplicably do it anyway.<\/p>\n
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\u00a0 You probably never thought about whether or not your worship service was sexy enough. That\u2019s because you are a sane, rational person. This group, however, has decided to toss reason to the wind in an effort to give worship that extra level of sexiness they apparently are convinced it has been missing. Meet OMG. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":8571,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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