{"id":8746,"date":"2013-01-09T10:55:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T16:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=8746"},"modified":"2013-01-09T10:55:17","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T16:55:17","slug":"get-your-jesus-christ-action-figure-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/01\/get-your-jesus-christ-action-figure-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Your Jesus Christ Action Figure Today!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Yes, Jesus action figures are real and available for purchase<\/a>\"\".<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, you cannot redeem UPC codes to win the spear of destiny (which looks a LOT like a sword of destiny), the holy grail, or the ark of the covenant.<\/p>\n

At least not that I\u2019m aware of.<\/p>\n