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Do you like coffee?<\/p>\n

Do you prefer your saviors to be clean shaven?<\/p>\n

Then The Unemployed Philosophers\u2019s Guild<\/a> has got the thing for you.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s called the Jesus Shaves Mug<\/a>. When the mug is empty Jesus has a beard. When you fill the mug up with hot coffee, the beard miraculously disappears.<\/p>\n

And once again<\/a>, just to be clear \u2013 this is not an April Fools joke, even though it probably should be.<\/p>\n

$\"0981-02\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"