{"id":9745,"date":"2013-05-21T06:59:48","date_gmt":"2013-05-21T11:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theamericanjesus.net\/?p=9745"},"modified":"2013-05-21T06:59:48","modified_gmt":"2013-05-21T11:59:48","slug":"i-love-god-this-many-dollars-worth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/zackhunt\/2013\/05\/i-love-god-this-many-dollars-worth\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love God This Many Dollars Worth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

In one of my favorite episodes of The Office<\/a><\/em>\"\"\u00a0Michael Scott explained why presents are so great\u2026.<\/p>\n

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say \u201cHey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There\u2019s an awesome birthday card that plays this quote whenever you open the card.<\/p>\n

I got it for my wife one year. She loved it. Which is a big reason why I love her.<\/p>\n

Anyway, it looks like Michael Scott went into the church signage business after he left Dunder-Mifflin\u2026..<\/p>\n

\"church<\/a><\/p>\n

Found at Christian Nightmares<\/a><\/p>\n

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In one of my favorite episodes of The Office\u00a0Michael Scott explained why presents are so great\u2026. Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say \u201cHey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.\u201d There\u2019s an awesome birthday card that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3437,"featured_media":9746,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nI Love God This Many Dollars Worth<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"In one of my favorite episodes of The Office\u00a0Michael Scott explained why presents are so great.... 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