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Have you ever found yourself walking through the airport and thinking: \u201cGeez, there sure are a lot of phallic symbols in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, you\u2019re not the only one. The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse has taken the time to demonstrate to all of us just how perverted and demonic the airport really is. Or at least the one in Denver.<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever found yourself walking through the airport and thinking: \u201cGeez, there sure are a lot of phallic symbols in here.\u201d Well, you\u2019re not the only one. The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse has taken the time to demonstrate to all of us just how perverted and demonic the airport really is. 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