Your Wish Has Been Granted: They’re Finally Making a Sequel to the Left Behind Movie

Remember when you saw the Left Behind movie starring Nicolas Cage and cried out in the theater, “I MUST HAVE MORE JESUS!”?

Me neither. (Though I watched the movie and wrote a recap just for you.)

You’ll be happy to know that the producers are *finally* working on a sequel. Because after a bad case of diarrhea, it feels good to take a shit.

The last line in the Left Behind movie was an important one — “this is only the beginning.” There is a lot of story to tell. And ultimately, until my last breath or until the Lord returns, I will be pushing to bring the entire story of the end-time prophecies to the big screen. So, to answer the question I am asked more than any other, “Yes, there will be a sequel.” With so many people not yet ready, we need to complete the story as soon as possible.

(Who is asking this question…?)

No word yet on whether Cage has agreed to do the sequel, but the Indiegogo page says “Most of the primary cast members have signed on for multiple films.” It’ll be a sad day when the producers have to tell people, “Even Nicolas Cage has decided this movie isn’t worth his time.”

Don’t worry, though. I’m sure Kevin Sorbo is available.

(via Christian Nightmares)