Witchin’ in the Kitchen: Bacchus’ Beltane Spear and Bean Salad

Why is it Bacchus’ Salad? At Beltane, I’m very interested in carnal enjoyment, indulgence, and a feasting for all my senses, including delicious foods. Plus, red-wine vinegar and asparagus and chickpeas are just so darned phallic. I dunno, it just fits the bill. Hail Bacchus!