Garfunkel and Oates are really the best educators out there (lyrics probably NSFW):
And then you’re frozen until I’m certain
It’s time to unthaw you into a person
Then you’ll expire or you’ll make the grade
And that, my darling, that’s how babies are made
(It’s so easy and natural)Hush little egg baby don’t say a word
Mama’s gonna freeze you til she gets richAnd when that day finally arrives
You’ll be constructed in a petri dish
With sperm donor 8w6-3
The silent partner of our family
Can’t wait to see the official music video for this song. Nothing will top The Loophole, but this could come close…
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