Worried the Peter Jackson will mess with The Hobbit?

Well my friends, worry no more.  There is nothing, absolutely nothing that he could do to change The Hobbit that would equal this:

I’m really at a loss for words.  I’m sure there is something, somewhere that says A for ingenuity, or effort, or imagination, or something.  But right now I’m still trying to make sense of it all.  I’m thinking it might be a put-on, but still not sure.