The result of religious brainwashing

Uncovered by The Onion.

As a non-believer, I could never figure out the obsession so many non-believers had with mocking religious people.  Most religious people I knew were no worse than the non-religious people I knew.  Neither dumber nor meaner.   I found both camps capable of providing candidates for those tendencies.

On the other hand, I couldn’t help but notice that when it came to organized aid in times of need, those religious types seemed a tad ahead of us non-believers.  Not that we wouldn’t do nice things or help people.  But it was seldom as coordinated, reliable, or, in the end, efficient.