Funny Announcement

Funny Announcement

This past Sunday I announced that next week a priest would come from Atlanta to commemorate Black History Month.  I said, “Father John will be the homilist and presider.”

An excited seven year old kid attending Mass turned to his mother with the biggest smile and said, “mom, they’re gonna have omelets and cider!”

When the kid’s parents told me the story after Mass, I had a good laugh.  I hope you do too.


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