Rumor has it that Sarah Palin is about to enter into a series of televised interviews. Having moved into the limelight by being asked difficult questions such as, “What is the Bush Doctrine?” by Charlie Gibson, the McCain-Palin ticket decided to send Palin to where she would find the best chance to reach out to soccer moms everywhere. More importantly, they wanted the world to know how false the smear campaign against her has been, so they decided to place her on the following shows:
1. Sept 24, 2008: Maurice Povich; “You are the baby’s mother!”
2. Sept 25, 2008: Steve Wilkos, “Bridge to Nowhere: True or False”
3. Sept 26, 2008: The View: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Edition
4. November sweeps on Jerry Springer with “Rev. Shnorr” to show off her family and religious values.
Concerned that the McCain-Palin strategy might take the edge off the Obama-Biden ticket, rumor has it that Biden is making deals to appear on the following shows:
1. Sept 24, 2008: Dr Phil, where Dr Phil will analyze Biden and explain to him why he is more qualified to be VP than Clinton.
2. Sept 25, 2008: Oprah, where Biden will be given many gifts, like his own Diebold Voting Machine to use in Chicago.
3. Sept 26, 2008: Steve Wilkos, “Did I actually write that?”
There currently is no indication as to what November sweeps Biden will be involved with, if any.
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